February 2012
76 posts
Remember James' lemon whore thing
I found this glorious tumblr It took pictures of James Deen and replaced his face and penis with a picture of a lemon and I can’t even all of the giggles
Documents: PETA kills more than 95 percent of pets... →
Documents published online this month show that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, an organization known for its uncompromising animal-rights positions, killed more than 95 percent of the pets in its care in 2011. Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/24/documents-peta-kills-more-than-95-percent-of-pets-in-its-care/#ixzz1nUvjaMQ9
I don’t know how that underwear got there, mom. Maybe it was the underwear fairy. Or the trick-parents-into-thinking-that-their-daughters-are-having-sexual-relations-fairy. But they certainly aren’t mine. We’ve only held hands, I promise.
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Fuck
How long it takes me to figure out a level of portal:
How long the walkthrough takes:
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Mapcrunch
The day tumblr traveled the world
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
“There is honesty in your touch from naval up. I have sailed your spine, straight...”
– Alysia Harris “Waiting” (via thestriversrow)
"You've confused a 'war on your religion' with...
— JON STEWART, The Daily Show.
I have the best boyfriend ever. :3
